When people say they don't listen to music.
weproveallyourfairytaleswrong: There are people that don’t listen to music? How can people live without music? It’s the best thing about being human. The only thing that’s real.
fuckyeahpokemon: Oh hell yes!
ewokingonsunshine asked: That was funny. I gol'ed c:
I need to make some form of an impact on this world. And genocide or mundicide...– RobHand, 2011
Things not to say after sex...
jediramblings: The first time I had sex, afterwards my girlfriend bends down and said, ‘And now you know what sex is like.’ I looked up at her with a straight face and said, “And knowing is half the battle, G I JOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!!!!” Call me Han, because I just shot first. Now THIS is podracing! That was so Wizard… That first one is pure genius.